Chuck Norris Can Get A Man Pregnant
In this week's Huckabee ad we learned a few things about Chuck Norris . For example, we learned that he doesn't have a chin under his beard, but rather another fist. We also learned he can move the earth when he does push-ups. But that was just the tip of the iceberg. According to Page Six , The Truth About Chuck Norris hits bookstores next week and is loaded with Norris Nuggets. Oh yes, Christmas comes early this year!
Among the Norris Nuggets:
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris on the leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men.
When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken.
Norris Nuggets [NYP]