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Chuck does raise a good point - why do we have an envoy to the Organization of the Islamic Conference, and not one to the Organization of the Judeo-Christian Conference? I mean, aside from the minor detail that the latter doesn't actually exist.

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A flurry of downfisting! Today we are all Jessica Cutler.

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Are you implying that Chuck Norris doesn't <i>write</i> his columns, he <i>performs</i> them? Wouldn't that make him a performance artist? Well, that and the fact that he types in the nude while covered with chocolate.

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so it just occured to me that willz and katz own bamz a serious debt - for distraction.

i think this is good. at some point USA!! will be able to redeem our royal credits. and buy a couple days worth of north sea brent or whatever.

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How many accounts to these Trolls have? There's no reason for the "Non-Chucks" comment to have "O."

Now I'm never going to make it to 100p...

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It's worth a short visit to DFland also known as The Saddest Place On Earth to see the whole clown car at work. Actually it's best for an elite few to go and bring back a bon mot or two and the rest of you can up fist your dear ones here at home if you can. Meanwhile I'm going to see Cave of Forgotten Dreams in 3D. I'm really happy today. Just watching them fuck this all up is so soothing.

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this is for chuck and baggers:

O, it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings, who for the most part are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumbshows and noise: I would have such a fellow whipped.

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Admit it - you hated her because she was beautiful.

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The version he wrote more recently is longer and wordier than the original one. I thought the name of the game was to go back and take <i>out</i> all the extra, unnecessary words when plagiarizing oneself. Oh wait, that's called 'editing.' Plagiarizing is a whole other matter.

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Including, apparently, Chuck Norris.

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Is plagarizing yourself like dating yourself? Only without the wine and candles and nice dinners, of course.

However, probably just as much raw sex. Doing his own thing, I mean.

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I'd prefer Non-Chucks.

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It's almost as if I read this entire post including all the comments (except this one) on Wonkette just last week.

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Hey now...don't be dissin' the Chuck...he's an American

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=sWS-FoXbjVI" target="_blank">Fuck yeah!</a>

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Wonketteer? Do I get a beannie with big black ears?

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Many years ago a pulp writer of the Old School told me that when you're paid by the word "The gun doesn't go 'bang!' It goes 'bang, bang, bang!'"

I've always remembered that. Valuable life advice.

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