U.S. Sen. Charles Schumer of New York says he wants the federal government to ban new designer drugs known as bath salts that pack as much punch as cocaine or methamphetamines. Yes, bath salts, the Christmas present your mom receives from the sister she doesn't like, is a DESIGNER DRUG. Designed to make your mom feel pretty. Which should
And it keeps your nostrils spring fresh!
CALGON, PUT ME AWAY fixed
Prison will never be the same.
"Whatcha in for, kid?"
"I got caught with 10g of Lush Floral Spice Meadows bath salt"
Well, how about LEGALIZING MARIJUANA so people won't have to try dangerous alternatives to escape the madness!?!?!??!?!
Well done.