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Nine's avatar

Hey, the thing I use most for cleaning is also something I ingest pretty regularly.

Good old fashioned Universal Solvent. I put it on my plants to make them grow, too.

Agua Pura, as it is called where I come from.

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Lara's avatar

Use white umbrellas, of course!

And they do double-duty of reminding everyone who drinks what their beliefs really come down to!

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Lara's avatar

My whatnot is already perfectly clean, thank you very much!

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mailman27's avatar

The longer these lunatics remain in power, the more professionals are replaced by ... ummm... lunatics. Preaching to the choir, here-- VOTE!!!!!. FFS.

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dansezlajavanaise's avatar

yeah, since fox went all leftist.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I took a look at a couple and nearly threw up from the ignorance, hatred, violence, and stupidity.

What a bunch of assholes. I'm glad they downvoted, though... it makes it easier to ifentify and block them.

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Justjim's avatar

I'll bet that snorting a couple lines of Comet will power wash the Covid out of a person's body. Seriously though, I used to work with a woman who told of how she would spray her kids with Raid before letting them go out to play in the evening while living in La where her husband was stationed. I never worked up the nerve to ask how her grandchildren turned out.

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Jeff Colby's avatar

He's already back in prison for violating parole.

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Jeff Colby's avatar

Dude -double down with Jawbreaker if you wanna go down that rabbit hole! Too depressing for me! :)

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Shhhh, he's getting a percentage!

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Fortunately I heard the retsina back story and was warned before I tasted it. I kind of like it.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Yeah, don't step in the "leadership."

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Dat's the fact Jack!

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

1890.

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Leftflank's avatar

I think my gizzard is clean? But honestly, I have no ID.

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Leftflank's avatar

I do a peench between my cheek and gum. Killer buzz dude!

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