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Church With Very Discriminating Palate Will Burn Everything
We do not know too much about Jesus literature. What kind of monstrously fucked-up prude porn is in the King James Bible that grants it -- and it alone, out of EVERY ITEM EVER MADE -- a stay from this North Carolina church's Hell-o-ween holocaust? Maybe it's the action scenes.
Also, and don't even attempt to answer this: How does a human being become this insane? Imagine how hard you would have to work, mentally, for your whole life, training yourself to be as insane as fucking possible about everything, every object you see, every interaction you have, to the point where you would plan or attend this church's Halloween book burning non-ironically, agreeing with each aspect of this itinerary on earnest grounds, actually believing that this event would result in some sort of pure, positive good, and then telling people in public, on the publicly available Internet, about this event. Try to imagine for yourself a hypothetical psychological path that would lead you to this sort of existence. "Clinical psychosis" won't even get you halfway.
These people vote in elections that affect everyone.
(And obviously we support the burning of all of these terrible televangelist books -- but not because they aren't religious *enough*)