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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Little hamster dancing shoes!

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Justin, disciple of Apollyon's avatar

"Hamsters is nice."

- Kaylee Frye

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weejee's avatar

Is that Hammy?

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The Wanderer's avatar

Lemmiwinks!

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Menotsure's avatar

"Sorry, I'm dressing the hamster" make's a great excuse for avoiding someone you don't want to see.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Menotsure's avatar

Only the cool ones.

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Mrs. Fancy Hamster, who does your nails? They are divine!

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

you can't beet how cute that little bugger is.....

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

I want those slides the cute hamster is wearing, even though my feet are far too big to wear them. Maybe my pinky toe?

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tehbaddr's avatar

What bathroom does it use?! Ha! Trick question, Hamsters shit and piss wherever they want no matter how they dress!

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Stroke1's avatar

As cute as that is, I detest people who treat helpless animals as playthings to dress up and humiliate. That's what children are for.

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastardπŸ’™'s avatar

Our Maine Coon Cat would get very offended when we’d put a little dot of whipped cream on his nose.

Boop!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Assuming it's feeling "humiliation" might be anthropomorphizing a hamster. I can imagine it's probably feeling mild discomfort (which it will endure for treats), but a critter with a brain that small likely doesn't' experience complex emotional responses. For an example see the entire Republican party, incapable of feeling shame.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Very cute. Maybe 350 millichans on the Kawaii Meter.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

...and I thought Instagram was totally useless...

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

That gif cracked me up and I am now ded.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Okay, that's just adorbs.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

When I think of The Great Replacement, I see the cockroach replacing H. sap. after they finish debating the issues with live ammo.

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HoΝ›gΝ¦Ν₯eΝ¬Ν’yeGr̰̻̜e̬̞̠xΝ”'s avatar

And here I thought it was dot dot circle dot.

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Zap's avatar

β€œTorsten” lol

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Robert Eckert's avatar

"Industry" smh

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biff murphy's avatar

I'm waiting on the massive stroke that will surely remove the asshole from our lives...

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Morpheon7's avatar

Why does Pete Hegseth feel the need to bring his wife to β€œmeetings with foreign military counterparts where sensitive information was discussed”?

They tattoo the important information on her back so he can remember it later when he's sober.

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biff murphy's avatar

Bad link on the WSJ hegshit story

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Khavrinen's avatar

"France is also now preparing to fund scientists fleeing the Trump administration."

Wouldn't be the first time some country benefitted from a bunch of scientists escaping the Nazis...

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Khavrinen's avatar

~~~Trump insists he’s β€œnot joking” about running for a third term, and that there’s β€œmethods for doing so.” Nobody said they were legal methods.

"Constitution, Shmonstitution."

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

What a bunch of assholes.

You may quote me.

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Sherry's avatar

It is incredibly delusional to think that another country is going to embrace the MAGA movement OR ELSE. GQP sticking their noses in your personal and professional affairs yet again. But please, do tell us again about how you want to get rid of government interference.

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

I just don't get WHY anyone wants to be such an asshole/dick tater. I mean, what's the end game? Just stay in power?

I guess I have to be a sociopath to grok the whole thing?

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UVB-76's avatar

Revenge. You felt like (and are) an outsider and you're settling the score.

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

meanwhile destroying any "inside" that you deep down wanted to be part of.

I think it's more than just feeling like an outsider, but really a knowledge that all your achievement is built on totally horrific exploitation of others, and to really face up to that, you'd have an ego implosion, total breakdown.

This mother fucker (pick one) is having that breakdown anyway, just in slow motion, and lashing out at the whole world, sowing as much chaos as possible.

Drooling and rocking in a corner can't be that for off.

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UVB-76's avatar

Agreed. Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

addicted to power, addicted to... something?

Or maybe running, running, running from owning their own inadequacies.

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

this. I have a whole theory why Muskrat is so "hardcore" mostly due to his guilt from being handed everything from birth. I saw the same thing turn into an obsession in someone handed much less (a $20k credit card). They could not get past the "is my success mine or was it handed to me?"

JFC get over it.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

It’s none of my business what you do. But if you exhort people at-large to stand up to fascism and then run away I’ll call you a hypocrite, too.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

I also read that Pete took his wife to meetings with senators before his confirmation, apparently to make them uncomfortable about asking him about his infideility issues.

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UVB-76's avatar

She was there to keep him from making time with any other woman in the room.

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Erin's avatar

Another week, another bill submitted by the GOP to get rid of financial crime laws. Feels like there's no reason to do that if you aren't planning to commit financial crimes, but what do I know?

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