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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The Devil in Ms. Jones

No wonder she has such a problem with SCOTUS

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

In other words, Scalia concurs.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Maybe he's all out...?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Not racist!!

Because she said "black" instead of "n*****" you see.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

So she is basically a female Scalia is what you are saying.

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bobbert's avatar

Don't crush that script...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

"that a death sentence was a service to defendants because it allowed them to make peace with God." This is the part of it that really made my head explode. What. the. FUCK?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

She is a perfect addition to the shrieking cacophony of bigotry heaved around by our conservative betters*.

*From their point of view.

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SullivanSt's avatar

This reminds me less of Stravinsky and more of Stockhausen:

Q: Have you ever read an Edith Jones opinion? A: No, but I do believe I have stepped in some.

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bobbert's avatar

She already is.

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jqheywood's avatar

Second City Libel!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Of course, Judge Jones would <em>very much</em> prefer that the choice was "death or death", given her past history of failing to care that the defendant's lawyer literally slept through the case, fry the bastard already so he can "make peace with God".

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Never go full that-word, as they say.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Of the "sleeping in the courtroom" part, no doubt.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I wonder if she's aware that <i>Dred Scott v. Sandford</i> can't be used as precedent anymore.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

I <i>knew</i> Hitler was really a blah. Stalin, too.

And don't get me started on Pol Pot. Or was he Messican? Oh fk, whatever...

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