Chicks, amirite? With their pantyhose and periods and whatever else chicks are about, who knows, shoes and vacuums? It's fine and good when they stick to doing their thing, like shopping and sammich-fixin', but when they try to do a man's job -- like being on the city council of Austin, Texas -- it can really throw everything out of order, and then no one knows how to handle themselves. So that's when you
I say, give Florida to Cuba as an apology for 55 years of blockade. I'm sure the Miami Mob will be overjoyed to watch the socialist occupation troops coming on shore.
The world has seen what USA! USA! USA! did to the first African-American President, wait until you see what they have in store for the first Vaginal-American President (spoiler: it will be every bit as ugly as you expect it to be, and then some).
Sure, but you have to admit that he does cry a lot.
Hmm.
The women are packing, eh?
He had a diversity of wives, though.
Really? Huns are pretty diverse.
I say, give Florida to Cuba as an apology for 55 years of blockade. I'm sure the Miami Mob will be overjoyed to watch the socialist occupation troops coming on shore.
Queefing electricity?
We do that first thing in the morning. Best way to start the day!
We always find time for hair braiding. We also find time for manis and pedis.
a bad Taco Bell trip?
And Alaska back to Russia while we are at it please?
The world has seen what USA! USA! USA! did to the first African-American President, wait until you see what they have in store for the first Vaginal-American President (spoiler: it will be every bit as ugly as you expect it to be, and then some).
... as a bipolar person, I think the adjective you are looking for is obtuse.
Oh, you New Labour types! He drank because he wanted Maggie to know how much he was like Sir Winston.
... I've met German women... they would want to know why you have a problem with that.
... and male masturbation is spermicide.