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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I've never heard a sex act described as " Pounding on the Keys "

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Can we herd them all into Texas?

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Try Banking, BofA has over 1000 Vice Presidents alone.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

There is always 4chan to visit or a poop-eating militia to join.

The Quirk's avatar

Don't mind that, but now you've made me picture HIM in any kind of sex-mode, and that sausage/green pepper pizza I had for breakfast is fighting back.

fuflans's avatar

girls just wanna have fun.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Weird thing is, he never climaxes unless Alito does it first.

"I CONCURRRRRRRROHHHH"

PsycWench's avatar

It's only white on the outside. It's the inside that counts.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

An infinity of cellulite and flaccid penis.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Don't Christians worship a Zombie? Bruce Campbell should do a Jesus Flick.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Liberty in its modern sense can't exist without equality, well according to Rawls they are lexically linked.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Last time a saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

RIP Rodney Dangerfield

schmannity's avatar

She and the mister can also watch Long Dong Silver for the 400th time

Spurning Beer's avatar

The Jews run Hollywood, you know. He changed his name from Long Dong Silverstein.

PsycWench's avatar

If liberty is dispersed amongst the people, everyone will think they deserve it. We can't have that.

PsycWench's avatar

Clarence Thomas must be tormented every time he sees a picture of Anita Hill (like here in 2008 <a href="http://www.bowdoin.edu/news..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.bowdoin.edu/news/events/archives/00561...">http://www.bowdoin.edu/news... and compares it to the current Mrs. Thomas.