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I've never heard a sex act described as " Pounding on the Keys "

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Can we herd them all into Texas?

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Try Banking, BofA has over 1000 Vice Presidents alone.

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There is always 4chan to visit or a poop-eating militia to join.

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Don't mind that, but now you've made me picture HIM in any kind of sex-mode, and that sausage/green pepper pizza I had for breakfast is fighting back.

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girls just wanna have fun.

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Weird thing is, he never climaxes unless Alito does it first.

"I CONCURRRRRRRROHHHH"

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It's only white on the outside. It's the inside that counts.

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An infinity of cellulite and flaccid penis.

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Don't Christians worship a Zombie? Bruce Campbell should do a Jesus Flick.

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Liberty in its modern sense can't exist without equality, well according to Rawls they are lexically linked.

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Last time a saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

RIP Rodney Dangerfield

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She and the mister can also watch Long Dong Silver for the 400th time

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The Jews run Hollywood, you know. He changed his name from Long Dong Silverstein.

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If liberty is dispersed amongst the people, everyone will think they deserve it. We can't have that.

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Clarence Thomas must be tormented every time he sees a picture of Anita Hill (like here in 2008 <a href="http://www.bowdoin.edu/news..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.bowdoin.edu/news/events/archives/00561...">http://www.bowdoin.edu/news... and compares it to the current Mrs. Thomas.

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