Cleaning Woman Not Qualified to Wipe Bush's Ass
*Heard on the Hill: Everything is coming upChuck Rangel...Nancy Pelosihas too many grandchildren...Harry Reidgets star-struck by theDalai Lama...An Idaho reporter for a local NBC affiliate goes whereMatt Lauerdare not go...Rep. Ric Kellerproves that cheeseburgers can be resisted. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: NewKate Beckinsalemovie NOT based onJudy Miller. Miller's former attorneyFloyd Abramsmakes this clear by accepting a role in the film. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: New White House cleaning womanJenny Boteromay not have the most spotless past...James Carvilletakes a step to the right. [ Examiner ]
*Under the Dome: Ambassadors from Latin American countries were invited to a Rose Garden ceremony in celebration of Hispanic Heritage Month, but couldn't make it past the bouncer...Patrick Leahyvisibly irritated byCharles Schumer...Ron Paulfar richer, more important thanMcCain...Sen. Larry Craigreally likesMatt Lauer. [ The Hill ]
*Shenanigans: Sen. John Ensignneeds to get out of the tanning bed...There's a fakeJon Corzineon the loose in DC...Stephen Colbertmay get a few votes...Fred Malekswitches teams forAl Gore. [ Politico ]