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Boys will be boys isn't really good enough. If the facts are what they appear to be, this should be grounds for punishment all the way up to expulsion. They present a clear and present danger to other students at this school.

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The irony is that the New Testament Gospels don't report Jesus saying even ONE word about homosexuality. He did say "love thy neighbor", though. Hopefully, these rather ignorant students will educate themselves about "difference" - and learn to accept and maybe even celebrate it.

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Sounds like the Evangelical Christapo has some new recruits for their cause.

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I used to. And you are right, I misused stupid for the joke value.

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Claysville,PA to Pittsburgh,PA 39 miles. Claysville,PA to Wheeling,WV 20 miles. I blame WV !

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Wheeling, which has like 1 liberal in a 50 mile radius, is still about 100000% more liberal than that particular part of Pennsyltucky. It's like all the really bad WVA jokes took on human form and settled in the SW corner of PA, and bred like rabbits.

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I dunno, they seem pretty committed to being assholes.

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McGuffey grads actually go to college?

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Was it those slim, sexy integrals?

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No gay women, also, too.

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But they're OKAY!

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People that infuse this shit into malleable semi-functioning minds are one of the primary reasons whores are so bitter. (Not to mention pissed because their he'ing and he'ing cut into nightly profits)

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What're all them dudes doing not hunting? They should be in the deer blind, huddled together, skin on skin, for warmth, at 5am.

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Lynch list?! Does this mean that their nominations have been stalled since, like, forever?

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The Apostle that Jesus loved? Got it.

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