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goCatgo's avatar

Thanks !

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Zango Crudmonger's avatar

They live in your sink's drain down by the water trap where it's nice and dark and wet. Come out when there is fud. Pour some bleach into the trap once in a while. Also get a covered trash can.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

I'd rather be an orange than a figyes I would

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Antonio Salazar, long-term dictator of Portugal, suffered a major stroke when his deckchair collapsed at the beach. He was replaced as Prime Minister, but no-one told him. He spent the last couple of years of his life sitting in a fake office, thinking he was still Prime Minister, possibly wondering why his phone hadn't rung recently.

Nice fate to imagine for Trumpie.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Ah, I never saw that one, but perfectly apt...and there's an artist named max zorn, so a quick google had me very confused. :-)

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Aslan wouldn't let him in.

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goCatgo's avatar

Ha ! Good one !

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Meh. There's a reason Jill Abramson lasted less than three years in the top job at the NYT. She may be full of integrity, experience, etc., but it seems like she was a real asshole to the people who worked for her. Having worked with my share of asshole editors in my career, I feel a lot more sympathy for those people than I do for her.

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Wonky Magoo's avatar

sadly, while "republican" does now mean "evil," "liberal" most definitely does not mean "good."

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Wonky Magoo's avatar

why u have 30 banana peels

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Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

The Bond movie A View to a Kill. Christopher Walken plays Max Zorn, born of a Soviet eugenics program that used stolen Nazi research.

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LiberalANDProud's avatar

The Daily News has hated that prick for decades.

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kaydenpat's avatar

It’s a compliment. We need fighters.

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Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard's avatar

The Daily News, considered a tabloid, has done a better job of covering Vulgarmort than the Times. Whodathunkit?

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/wat...(there's nothing wrong with your television set; that's the whole thing)

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

And nobody can even fuckin FIND Wakanda!

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