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Clinton Secures Endorsement From The Dead
Speaking to an audience in Texas yesterday, Senator Hillary Clinton disclosed that she had finally nailed down the support of two very influential Texans who together might tip the balance in her favor on March 4. These high-profile political leaders from the Lone Star State made tremendous inroads for women in their many years of service to state and country. And now they're dead!
But despite this minor inconvenience, former Governor Ann Richards and former Representative Barbara Jordan still bravely raise their voices in support of the woman who would be the first female president of the United States.
"I can hear their voices saying, 'You keep going! You give the people a real choice about the future!'" Clinton said.
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