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...and stop upvoting yourself.

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Schrodinger's Clintons: capable of masterminding multiple international child-trafficking and murder conspiracies, but unable to manage a simple election ...

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It's Clinton-quantum-politico-homicidal Uncertainly!

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I dunno. She's always seemed pretty clean cut to me.

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Yea! How did you find it?

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Your concern has been noted.

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Give us all a rim job. You know you want to.

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I think Putin would giggle himself silly over the stuff Epstein has to say coming out. Chaos chaos everywhere.

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That Ms. Lindsay still walks & squawks among us debunks this theory.

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Round up the usual suspects...

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They're Perfidious Capitalists now, you know....

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Hillary is the Macavity of political masterminds. Whenever someone is murdered under suspicious conditions, she's never there. What more evidence do you need, sheeple??!!?

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G Gordon Liddy used to spread this crap on his talk shows in the 90's. And you KNOW he's a reputable guyl.

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You mean prances and minces?

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I found chocolate milk in my fridge from 4 months ago that was expired. Thanks, Obama!

Oh, wait.

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