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Too subtle.

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Wait, he has YARBLES?? Well, that changes EVERYTHING!!

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I say inpeach the governor for not responding in a timely fashion, gawd damn this ignoring people by our elected officials has just got to stop

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate!

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Chuck Todd is a tool. Every time he opens his piehole I want to kick him in the yarbles.

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You left out the "Shit".

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Nevada American Zoned-out Independent Shitheads?

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United* Counties of America

*or, maybe, more like Loosely Associated

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They refuse to go.

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batshit is a good emulsifier ... who knew?

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I would have guessed the Welfare Rancher would have joined the Bull Party.

Not "Bull Moose" - just "Bull."

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Has Rinsed Prius dispatched an operative to bring Bundy back into the big tent? You can only hope.

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<i>Cliven Bundy Quits Republicans, Joins Forces With Someone Even More Untethered To Reality</i>

The Lizard People?

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<i>His campaign website assures us that he “has the support of the entire USA and around the world in restoring Constitutional law, natural rights, the rule of law, and freedom in all choices."</i>

You can't get the USA and the rest of the world to agree on the simple stuff, like what units to measure length in, which side of the street to drive on, what an electrical appliance plug should look like, or the color of money, but all that other stuff? 110% in sync.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.quickmeme.com\/james-vanderbeek-crying\/page\/2\/" target="_blank">Obligatory</a>.

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No love for Tarquin Fintimlinbinwhinbimlim Bus Stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit-Barrel?

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