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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Jesus, Wonkette, how 'bout a warning next time you put up a picture of Harry's hairy yarble? I agree its size is admirable, but the hairdo is just frightful.

PubOption's avatar

Are Bundy's cows branded? If so, could the Department of Agriculture ban them from any slaughterhouse they regulate?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The sign in that picture from yesterday should be changed to "We're stupid and we're armed to the teeth." Good Lord.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

In this case, you are what you eat.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That poor little girl. She looks like she got teabagged.

The Quirk's avatar

<b>WHY DO YOU SHOW US THESE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE IMAGES!!!???</b>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Metro Police officers who were on the front lines of a recent showdown near the Bundy ranch in Bunkerville say <i>they feared for their lives."</i>

Hmmm . . .

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I have to agree - he's too mentally ill for gainful employment. Employers are a bit skittish about hiring guys who've <i>already</i> gone postal.

Also2Something's avatar

also too - Elizabeth Warren/Anything she damn well wants to be '16

Shypixel's avatar

Yarbles.

I'd not heard that one before.

ValiumNation's avatar

I think when you choose to describe yourself as a wolverine, you probably aren't.

schmannity's avatar

Sack of nuts attack nut sack. NC-17 film at 11:00.

schmannity's avatar

Christie looks happy in his latest picture.

Shypixel's avatar

My HS football team were the Wolverines, so I was a Wolverine.

But I'm not anymore, because that would be weird, a 42 yo pixel playing sports with kids.

So I guess you are right.

jqheywood's avatar

What does the size of one's Jackman have to do with it?

I'll show myself out.....

Shypixel's avatar

Also: who is this Huge Ackman everyone is mentioning?