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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Jesus, Wonkette, how 'bout a warning next time you put up a picture of Harry's hairy yarble? I agree its size is admirable, but the hairdo is just frightful.

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PubOption's avatar

Are Bundy's cows branded? If so, could the Department of Agriculture ban them from any slaughterhouse they regulate?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The sign in that picture from yesterday should be changed to "We're stupid and we're armed to the teeth." Good Lord.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

In this case, you are what you eat.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That poor little girl. She looks like she got teabagged.

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The Quirk's avatar

<b>WHY DO YOU SHOW US THESE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE IMAGES!!!???</b>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Metro Police officers who were on the front lines of a recent showdown near the Bundy ranch in Bunkerville say <i>they feared for their lives."</i>

Hmmm . . .

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I have to agree - he's too mentally ill for gainful employment. Employers are a bit skittish about hiring guys who've <i>already</i> gone postal.

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Also2Something's avatar

also too - Elizabeth Warren/Anything she damn well wants to be '16

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Shypixel's avatar

Yarbles.

I'd not heard that one before.

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ValiumNation's avatar

I think when you choose to describe yourself as a wolverine, you probably aren't.

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schmannity's avatar

Sack of nuts attack nut sack. NC-17 film at 11:00.

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schmannity's avatar

Christie looks happy in his latest picture.

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Shypixel's avatar

My HS football team were the Wolverines, so I was a Wolverine.

But I'm not anymore, because that would be weird, a 42 yo pixel playing sports with kids.

So I guess you are right.

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jqheywood's avatar

What does the size of one's Jackman have to do with it?

I'll show myself out.....

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Shypixel's avatar

Also: who is this Huge Ackman everyone is mentioning?

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