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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Proper technique here: <a href="http://us.123rf.com/400wm/4..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/goldenkb/golden...">http://us.123rf.com/400wm/4...

(Holding the tyke directly above your face is asking for trouble.)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The baby will just have to pick itself up by its boostraps, get an honest job, and buy its own sunscreen, like a Real American™.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When life gives you babies, make sun shades. Anything is better than contraception, or familiy planning, or sex ed.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Try to be careful, and don't take no chances.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What makes it even more mind boggling is that Tim Pawlenty is running on his record. He can say he didn't raise taxes but he wants everyone to ignore the steaming pile of shit he left behind.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I was going to renew my kayak license today. When will this horror end?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I live in Minnetonka! Small world.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Don't worry about me fellow Wonketteers. I've stocked up on enough beer and cat food to last for a couple of monthes. I've sharpened my pitch fork (Pokey), and I've taped all the windows in case of gas attack.

fuflans's avatar

this entire thread scared me witless and then you go and bring up that damned falcon.

fuflans's avatar

Heard about Houston? Heard about Detroit? Heard about Pittsburgh, P. A.? You oughta know not to stand by the window somebody might see you up there I got some groceries, some peant butter, to last a couple of days But I ain't got no speakers, ain't got no headphones, ain't got no records to play

fuflans's avatar

well you can take some comfort from the fact that he's not going to get anywhere near the nomination.

and if does, barry's going to kick his ass to indonesia.

PsycWench's avatar

Why wait two weeks? My understanding is that you can show them pictures of Haiti to get the same effect.