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Closeted Homosexuality Endorses Mitt In South Carolina

The most attractive human android on the planet, Olympics Gov. Mitt Romney, wins the award for gayest supporter buttons ever. But at least he'll save the cars in Detroit by hi-jacking Mexican planes and turning all fetuses into golden Mormon necklaces. That's his platform. Altavista it. [Getty Image by Stephen Morton]