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"But the DF's are simply afflicted with some pathologic obsession. "

I'm quite certain it's one brain-damaged cretin with several IDs. Being an annoying asshole is what this guy's all about... because it's all he's good at. You know the type.

chascates's avatar

Male figure skaters and female golfers will always win those tests.

The Quirk's avatar

I've always been surprised at the number of straight wrestlers and figure skaters. I mean, <i>WHY</i>?

The Quirk's avatar

Also the Dinah Shore Open, for some damned reason.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Nope, UFC/MMA is the gayest. You pound another guy with your fists, try to mount him, and attempt to have him submit, or get choked out. That is the gayest shit ever, I feel bad paying $50 for the PPV every time, but still do it. If only you could teabag and/or fuck your unconscious opponent, then it would be totally, openly gay.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is "Def. Gay" like "Def Jam" - only different? Or not?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>fighting over a fancy belt. </i>

And they're trying to win a purse.

PsycWench's avatar

<i>According to sports journalism, everybody is a homosexual now </i>...well, don't worry little sportscasters, if everyone involved in sports was gay, the uniforms would be much much more fabulous.

fuflans's avatar

i hope somebody will be liveblogging bibi's aipac speech.

comedy gold!

Spurning Beer's avatar

In sports, a BALL is:

a. a testicle b. a fancy dance c. a fabulous time d. a spherical or oblong object to throw, catch, kick, carry, club, bat, or fondle

fuflans's avatar

sarah palin's face blinking on and off over there is like john mccain's waking nightmare.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is this like those WW Two movies where the GI's are trying to figure out if the new guy is really a German werewolf so they ask him who won the World Series in '41?