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Wow - did you do that, or does Google have an English Lit translator?

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"But the DF's are simply afflicted with some pathologic obsession. "

I'm quite certain it's one brain-damaged cretin with several IDs. Being an annoying asshole is what this guy's all about... because it's all he's good at. You know the type.

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Male figure skaters and female golfers will always win those tests.

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I've always been surprised at the number of straight wrestlers and figure skaters. I mean, <i>WHY</i>?

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Also the Dinah Shore Open, for some damned reason.

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Nope, UFC/MMA is the gayest. You pound another guy with your fists, try to mount him, and attempt to have him submit, or get choked out. That is the gayest shit ever, I feel bad paying $50 for the PPV every time, but still do it. If only you could teabag and/or fuck your unconscious opponent, then it would be totally, openly gay.

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Is "Def. Gay" like "Def Jam" - only different? Or not?

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<i>fighting over a fancy belt. </i>

And they're trying to win a purse.

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<i>According to sports journalism, everybody is a homosexual now </i>...well, don't worry little sportscasters, if everyone involved in sports was gay, the uniforms would be much much more fabulous.

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i hope somebody will be liveblogging bibi's aipac speech.

comedy gold!

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In sports, a BALL is:

a. a testicle b. a fancy dance c. a fabulous time d. a spherical or oblong object to throw, catch, kick, carry, club, bat, or fondle

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sarah palin's face blinking on and off over there is like john mccain's waking nightmare.

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Joey? Is that you?

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Is this like those WW Two movies where the GI's are trying to figure out if the new guy is really a German werewolf so they ask him who won the World Series in '41?

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