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Dyna Moe's avatar

different theory, same idea

Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

the world will end at 10 o'clock, 10:30 in Newfoundland

Jamie Stewart's avatar

An original concept at last!

Jamie Stewart's avatar

He was born on a Monday.

Oh, wait, that was that other guy, Solomon Grundy.

Queen Méabh's avatar

We have the same on I-44 in Missouri, stopping and searching northbound cars and trucks carrying drugs or undocumented immigrants from Mexico to Chicago. Every once in a while they find what they are looking for, but mostly they find people who are driving without a license and/or vehicle insurance. I wish they would find more of those, because I read that 20% of Missourians don't have car insurance, even though the law requires it. Unfortunately, there is no state enforcement policy.

Come here a minute's avatar

Did the guy with the southern accent say his name was John Barron? I wouldn't dismiss the timing as coincidental just yet!

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

I'm sure the NYT has an article about the lost art of civility ready to go.

BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

And so he says to me "You wanna be a bad guy?"Yeah baby, I wanna bad!

Curse you space ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!

Eyes Wide Open try it's avatar

Been under that a few times but never in it.

Ninja0980's avatar

Doesn't sound very civil to me.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Damn straight.Potatoes with lumps also too.