On Sunday, CNN finally found something other than Flight 370 to be blindingly stupid about, asking whether, in the wake of the murders of three people at a Jewish Community Center in Kansas last week by racist and anti-Semite Frazier Glenn Miller, it might be
Wait, I thought that der fuehrer&#039;s face was born on 4/22? Which was why in the 1970s that date was chosen as the sacred holy day of the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/547098\/sundays-with-the-christianists-u-s-history-textbooks-in-leisure-suit-denial" target="_blank">new age envirofascist religion?</a> I know I saw that in a textbook somewhere.
Given its founding credo as a murderous revanchist domestic terrorist organization, publicly murdering fewer people would in itself be a kinder, gentler rebranding.
How about Smiley Faces on their robes? Or the arrow and &#039;I&#039;m with bigot&#039;?
See, Blahs, Browns and Jews? They&#039;re trying to meet you half-way here!
I really don&#039;t get out much. The last movie I saw in a real theater was in 1986. Gremlins, and it was great!
&quot;The KKK -- It&#039;s Toasted.&quot;
Wait, I thought that der fuehrer&#039;s face was born on 4/22? Which was why in the 1970s that date was chosen as the sacred holy day of the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/547098\/sundays-with-the-christianists-u-s-history-textbooks-in-leisure-suit-denial" target="_blank">new age envirofascist religion?</a> I know I saw that in a textbook somewhere.
The Klan doesn&#039;t care much for Catholics either. They have no respect for any group whose leaders wear robes and funny-looking hats.
They make an exception for cockapoos.
&quot;I&#039;m <strike>With</strike> Stupid&quot;
War Is Peace Freedom Is Slavery Ignorance Is Strength The KKK Is A Civil Rights Organization.
The Klan: new and improved for extra whiteness.
Koo Koo A Choo frosting.
They can try jumping to the next letter of the alphabet - call themselves the LLL (Lame-ass Light-skinned Losers)
Given its founding credo as a murderous revanchist domestic terrorist organization, publicly murdering fewer people would in itself be a kinder, gentler rebranding.
I would have thought that having He Who Shall Remain Nameless born on the same day as 4/20 would have done the trick.
KKK, now in off-white?
I think it could be the lynchpin of a great campaign.