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Sadly, I think I read that CNN's ratings have gotten a big boost from all this disappearing airplane coverage.

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We gays aren't much proud of him, either. Such a shonda he is!

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"CNN’s Don Lemon is just trying to top himself, we guess." More like power bottoming in his case, I suspect.

And speaking of black holes, they don't actually suck, you know. You can have stable orbits around them and everything. Their gravity is just really, really strong. And a primordial black hole wouldn't gobble up the plane; it'd evaporate in a burst of Hawking radiation long before that. /science nerd

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"What are you doing after the show?"

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Memo to Don Lemon: "Never go full Phil Dunphy."

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I question his integrity as a respectable journa-news-reader-person-fellow simply because he didn't try to get both William Shatner and John Lithgow into his pundit-boxes to discuss the very real possibility of a man-on-the-wing.

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More proof that you can spout the most inane unfounded bullshit on TV as long as it's tagged with "That's what people are saying".

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They probably really mean "That's what people (in the newsroom) are saying (would make good clickbait)".

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For fucks sake,next fox news will be reporting it as facts and it will be Michelle black hole that swallowed it which will lead to Issa calling for Obama's dick size to see if he is to blame

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All right, which one of you asshat trolls is Don Lemon? I'm gonna hire Sweet's attorney to sue you for stealing our crackpot ideas from yesterday's crackpot ideas story!!

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Blahghazi!

BTW, this reminds me of my Big Bang Theory that I would like to test.

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Is it possible that Paul Ryan blowing a dog led to a catastrophic airframe failure and crash?

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Schiavo's response makes more sense if you just add scare quotes. Viz:

<blockquote>But I think it’s "wonderful" that the whole world is trying to help with their theories and I absolutely "love" their theories.</blockquote>

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