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One thing broke through last week's bourbon and Nyquil haze: CNN's insane new ad campaign, which posits CNN's famous faces at the beck and call of viewers just like you and me. Yes, it's "Subservient Anchor." But who cares if you can make Lou Dobbs dance the Cabbage Patch? We do, however, like how Anderson Cooper seems incredibly eager to please. He does storm off after one citizen blurts "I love you," though. Maybe that's the "safe word"?

 Your Command [CNN]