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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Darn you to heck!

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Zap's avatar

Sorry man.

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Get Out Stay Out!!!'s avatar

I think this is Close Encounters of the Third Kind 🤔

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resource NW's avatar

Sorry, I am a bit behind times.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Sounds like a real responsible fella.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

So this is all about the election two years ago? Wheels of justice and all that.

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GaWain's avatar

One of my all time favorite drag names: Sofonda Peters

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Tosca's avatar

Nothing in there says all ten were with the same woman.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

It doesn't say that there was only one mother. :)

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

And now only outlaws have lawn darts. What a shame.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Thank you for supporting Tonya Harding. She was brilliant. She committed no crime. Her abusive husband took out her career.

MTG is a rotting sack of uncooked pudding.

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Querolous's avatar

You must keep a constant ratio of æther to phlogiston of 1 to 3.14159265….

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Querolous's avatar

Facts don't count in Colorado and theories don't count in Montana. All that they have left is a handful of wishes.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

I approve

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Torrey Peters is a well-known and critically acclaimed novelist, and is trans.

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glennisw's avatar

"Give. Me. The. Key. To. My. Car." Like she really thought the cops would go, "Oh, certainly ma'am, here you go."

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