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Darn you to heck!

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Sorry man.

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I think this is Close Encounters of the Third Kind 🤔

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Sorry, I am a bit behind times.

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Sounds like a real responsible fella.

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So this is all about the election two years ago? Wheels of justice and all that.

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One of my all time favorite drag names: Sofonda Peters

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Nothing in there says all ten were with the same woman.

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It doesn't say that there was only one mother. :)

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And now only outlaws have lawn darts. What a shame.

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Thank you for supporting Tonya Harding. She was brilliant. She committed no crime. Her abusive husband took out her career.

MTG is a rotting sack of uncooked pudding.

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You must keep a constant ratio of æther to phlogiston of 1 to 3.14159265….

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Facts don't count in Colorado and theories don't count in Montana. All that they have left is a handful of wishes.

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I approve

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Torrey Peters is a well-known and critically acclaimed novelist, and is trans.

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"Give. Me. The. Key. To. My. Car." Like she really thought the cops would go, "Oh, certainly ma'am, here you go."

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