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phoenix00's avatar

You've got to go through The Mounties first. With their beavers.

phoenix00's avatar

Something something being pumped around under his orange rotting skin?

phoenix00's avatar

> “Trump ’s energy cures are entire campaign is based on a lot of numbers that clash with energy industry data and scientific studies, not to mention common sense.”

FTFY

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The copy editing? Hahahahaha! I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

The Librarian's avatar

I'm not sorry to see coal take a dive (though here's hoping Madam Prez' retraining program for miners is a success), but fracking is frying pan into the fire.

eddi_TBH's avatar

I'd give 50-50 odds on him being able to do that on any given day.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Schools? Maybe a widow who could read and write could pass on the skills in the short time between the kids being in diapers and then wearing a miner's cap

eddi_TBH's avatar

Or that it had medicinal properties. For eternal and internal use.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Fox News…being allowed to pay public spaces like bars and hotels to play ONLY their networkI'm intrigued. Documentation?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'Put a Tiger in your Tank!Wait, no, we don't mean... oh, never mind.'

Kooolest G's avatar

in case nobody else mentioned it, there are now more jobs in solar than in coal. when do we get to worship solar panel installers as the salt of the earth common man types that built 'merca

SmogMonster's avatar

Well, medical costs and environmental repair (and litigation of both) for the inevitable spills will take decades after the project is finished, so ...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They're made from clay pipe, and sit under your lawn.

mailman27's avatar

Don Goddamn Blankenship belongs in jail for the rest of his natural life.