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Oy.

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Fuck.

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Good Lord I thought that was from South Park at first- figured they were relatives of Mr Hankey

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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

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You know what <i>else</i> is blah?

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Ah some news from the homefront,over 30 yrs in the industry and it a nasty as Ayn decaying ass for sure.What I want to know is just how they could tell Elk River was contaminated to begin with,did the human turds dissolve or what???Its open sewage central so in all reality this could be a plus the carp activity will give us the answers to when the ban is lifted

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like West Virginians actually have teeth to brush...

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MCHM smells like licorice? well, at least it'll cover up the taste of the fracking chemicals

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This would never have happened if there wasn't a black man in the White House.

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you must not be from West Virginia

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Don't fret- this is just a case of the invisible hand of the free market accidentally knocking over a flask of jobs juice

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