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WishingIWereThere's avatar

This just seems a variation of, Those who can't, consult.

TeenLaQueefa's avatar

“hip-hop conservative”

Conclusive proof hip-hop is officially dead.

orygoon's avatar

"Don't get caught"--almost as valuable a gem as "buy low, sell high".

I love money too, but I guess the mom in me doesn't mind giving improving advice for free.

say wha's avatar

"Radel has been able to apply his skill set and real life experience and to a wide range of crisis situations, both personally and professionally..." And all we know about for certain is the coke bust. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Crisis management- because drug addicts are accomplished liars- let one of them teach you the fine art of lying through your (completely numb) teeth

$29459633's avatar

"You know what I'm talking about you fucking cock a roach"

"Yeah, PR right?"

ManchuCandidate's avatar

When life gives you cocaine filled lemons, make a consulting firm.

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Pulling himself up by his coke-straps. A story as old as America.

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Heck of a job, Brownie Cokehead.

Always matching the worst possible person to any given job, and the worst possible job for any given person.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©'s avatar

I'm glad Wonkette has its own Florida Man (or Lady).

America's Wang needs all the coverage it can get.~

docterry6973's avatar

Chootzpah or psychopathy?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©'s avatar

Probably both, but gooper...therefore more psycopathy than the other thing.~

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

"Trey, you have a meeting with the Koch brothers in 10.""Woohoo!""Not that coke."

It's Just Toomush's avatar

I'd like to give these crooks a TreyAnd manage them on cokewhen they've fucked up their public livesAnd life gives them a poke

I'd like to take their grifted cashAnd make them pay to playI'd like to help them face the lightAnd turn the other way

Bureaucrap's avatar

Presumably his "skill set" includes whining, temper tantrums, and begging for the mercy of the court.