When you go to college, you bring with you all of your hopes and dreams. Like the hope that you will enjoy challenging classes and the dream that you will meet interesting people. Also the hope that you will not be at high risk of sexual assault after you find out that your college has been lying to you about the number of sexual assaults on campus!
The guy in the picture is all like, <i>&quot;wow man this is so cool I finally found a way to get women to willingly hang out with me, on purpose, this is so great......Wha&#039;?? Oh yeah...</i>.RAPE SUCKS!&quot;
You know what? Online colleges don&#039;t seem like such a bad option.
Maybe if we just - and I&#039;m just spitballing here - taught our kids not to rape? I dunno - it could work.
Gotta juke the numbers, man...make it disappear.
Oh you crazy dreamer...
The guy in the picture is all like, <i>&quot;wow man this is so cool I finally found a way to get women to willingly hang out with me, on purpose, this is so great......Wha&#039;?? Oh yeah...</i>.RAPE SUCKS!&quot;