Colorado GOP Gov. Candidate Saves America From U.N.-Bicycle Conspiracy
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Dan Maes is in a tough spot! He's running for the Republican gubernatorial nomination in Colorado against a known plagiarist, and if he wins the primary he'll just have to take on Tom Tancredo and the awesomely named "Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper." How do you set yourself apart in that sort of field? Hmm, "Declare that bike-sharing programs are part of a United Nations takeover plot"? Sure, that'll do!
Colorado GOP Gov. Candidate Saves America From U.N.-Bicycle Conspiracy
Colorado GOP Gov. Candidate Saves America…
Colorado GOP Gov. Candidate Saves America From U.N.-Bicycle Conspiracy
Dan Maes is in a tough spot! He's running for the Republican gubernatorial nomination in Colorado against a known plagiarist, and if he wins the primary he'll just have to take on Tom Tancredo and the awesomely named "Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper." How do you set yourself apart in that sort of field? Hmm, "Declare that bike-sharing programs are part of a United Nations takeover plot"? Sure, that'll do!