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<blockquote>Debbie Brown, head of the Colorado Women’s Alliance, pointed out that that’s totally a ladies’ issue, because jerbs are important to ladies.</blockquote>

Considering all of the topics that weren't discussed there, Debbie Brown can't actually be this stupid.

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Dwight D. Eisenhower would be head and shoulders above whoever they actually do run

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"OH! I misspoke! I meant 'Oriental,' because of the Chinese lady in the group! "

--Republican, doing racial AND gender outreach

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AOTK

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But if the women were asking questions, who was making and fetching the sammiches?

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Unlike Keller, these candidates are only figuratively deaf and blind.

And they also seem really dumb.

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The debate needed more Pussy Riot.

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Did any women demand dinner before being fucked over?

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Nonsense! That's how all the Fox blondes got hired. Strictly based on their brilliance I'm sure.

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The classics never get old!

Governor? I hardly know 'er!

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Brainstorm? Feels more like a light shower.

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yes, because this can't be said enough

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Is every sexually active person in Denver a member of the mile-high club?

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“As if my vote could be bought with <strike>free contraception</strike> subsidies for the fracking industry,” she added.

said every female CEO/Chair of major energy company, never (mostly cause there are none as they are all home making sammiches)

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