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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Either that or a trip to lovely Guantanamo Bay....

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Wow, man. I just returned from a week in Denver (physics conference. true!), and all I have to say about that is just.... jebus, man, I totes forgot what I was going to say.

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The Quirk's avatar

Have you never been mellow?

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Dr. Gonzo, esq. would like to have a word with the bar.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Afroman style points!! Love it

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We keep all the really good ones to ourselves.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Do not even <i>think</i> about sneaking a peek at the phone number written on this notepad on by desk while I step out of the office for a minute to have a word with my receptionist.

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