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I'm glad for the kid's sake he wasn't doing a double-blind test.

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I KNEW I went to bed too early last night.

Welcome to the world, Li'l Trix.

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I'm honored, but I was thinking about the dude who shot himself in the foot... who shall now be known to posterity as A Mad Hitler. :-D

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You got me there! I had to look that one up. TBL was a hell of a movie.

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Geez, if he wanted to test that theory all he had to do was join the Republican party.

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Well you don't actually GO OUT in it, Mr. and/or Ms. Sillypants. Its meant to be viewed from inside an airconditioned structure or mobile conveyance. You don't go outside until November!!1!

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BOOOOM (Jon Stewart forward-punch)!!!!!!11!!

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I once got a "Mad Hitler" from a Klagenfurt hostel owner while backpacking through Europe in the late-80s. /:-=(

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1. It was only midnight o'clock, dad.

2. What the hell were you doing up at that hour?!

3. Thanks!

4. I've been banned once before, which I believe makes me a zombie commenter and therefor impervious to future bannings. (That's how it works, right? Right???)

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HOORAY INDEEDY!

(And thanks!)

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I shot my foot in Reno just to watch it derp

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Hirtle's Law*: The number of bone fragments rises as (100x)², where x is the caliber of the slug.

*Empirically derived by the late, courageous, Prof. Hirtle.

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4. Not if Shypixel can get in a head shot.

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... it's called The Lindy Hop.

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"I vuzz Jung oond needed zee shillings."

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