Thank god, a Maureen Dowd column has finally resulted in something good for the world. After she chowed down on a pot candy bar and got super-hiiiiiiigh -- very unpleasantly so -- the legal marijuana industry in Colorado has referenced her "bad trip"
Modoze
Conservatism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be higher than the Empire State Building.
When stoned, use Maurine for your eyes. Gets the red out.
"Ugh, I'm feeling pretty Dowd and out"
The recommended amount is LESS NOT MAUR