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Cheesy, greasy, and all Jesusy!

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He was a skinny kid before he went to Alaska, but he came back a husky fucker.

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Gross. This is just plain gross. And then they start in with the fucking persecution complex shit, after they tossed a teacher around schools like a damn pinball for saying something. Florence, Colorado, you suck ass. You don't have the slightest clue what being a real American is. The teacher you transferred? He's one. The rest of you need more history classes!

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They'd pick on South Dakota too, but it's pretty boring up here now that Rounds is no longer a governor with an anti-abortion agenda and instead is serving in Congress. Eeeew. Now we just have the governor who won't give medicaid to the poors, most of whom live on reservations and could really use it. Not that they could find a provider within 250 miles, but still...

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And you wonder why there are people who believe Mike Huckabee would make a great President? Start shoveling the bullshit early enough in life and anything is then possible.

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Looks like Florence is about a 30 or 40 minute drive from Colorado Springs. Nice little hidey-hole of fundie crazy.

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You know what's both hilarious AND bottle-of-bourbon-level tragic? That quote was from an antebellum-era politician from South Carolina.... WHERE I CURRENTLY HAVE TO LIVE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - kill me. ;)

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Keep it up. Some people will fall for it. Others will get turned off by the overchristianization of the public education system. I deconverted late in life, but if people are catching on that Jesus freaks are not only hypocrites but jerks too, they might run away screaming.

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Is that their name, "moran"? You moron.

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VH - You new around these parts? - http://knowyourmeme.com/mem...

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Well, not so much the individual joos so much as Israel itself.

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Holy shit You let your kids read this stuff?

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And probably gastric distress.

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Josh Duggar? Too soon?

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Read "Waiting for the Galactic Bus". Makes Hell sound much more fun than Heaven.

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Actually, I think my "great-to-the-Nth-grandfather" painted himself blue and fought the Romans naked. Which actually might explain a lot about my family.

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