Colorado Senator Caught Biting Conrad Burns' Rhymes

Senator Wayne Allard (R-Terrorist) sent out a nice press release today honoring the "first responders" who fight crime and fires and whatnot -- if by "honoring" you mean "calling them a bunch of losers."

But don't worry, it was just some wacky young Republican staffer who sent out the press release fueled by a sneering hatred of firemen. Case closed!

 Whoops! Retract. Retract. Retract. [Colorado Confidential]

Earlier: Conrad Burns Hates Firefighters