How's this for a match made in heaven? No, not a ghey-marriage match, silly, those are lies from the pit of hell. We mean the combination of insane third-rate intertubes preacher Gordon "Chaps" Klingenschmitt, who sees demons everywhere -- especially
Dating Ellen Page would make me feel like a pedo.
I mean, I would <em>know</em> she is an intelligent, capable adult, but she would still <em>look</em> 13.
Well . . . at least you&#039;re free to believe it.
Always have a plan B.
Because we let him, obvs. We allow only the clinically insane to talk about the plot.
You have to serve in Congress a few days out of the week?
Soma makes being around wingnuts a whole lot easier.
But Sarah Palin is proud. Here at last, is another politician as widely read as herself.
Well, at least he read a book. Whether he comprehended it is another question.
That reminds me to invest in aluminum foil.
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As someone who got gay married in Iowa four years ago, it&#039;s hard not to see civil unions as 2nd class status.
Damn all those dictators who all, every single one of them, tried to impose separate but equal civil unions for homosexuals on their people.
Silly bastards should have just started a union.
The problem is not that these deluded fuckwads exist . . . the problem is the ignorant voters who put them into office.
Hey, in defense of believers everywhere: I am fairly certain they never make the explicit claim that God can fly.
Implied maybe, with the whole omnipotence thing.