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Mr. Senator Bernie Herpin: Impotency Poster Child

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Are you still harpin' about this?

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I know, right? It's your Constitutional right -- you should be able to get one from the gub'mint for free!

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Maybe he'll give up his so called career and do something he's more suited for like cleaning litter boxes with his tongue.

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If they read he manual before shooting there would be no problem.

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Thoughts like that make it hard to be an atheist... I'm just sayin'.

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That is very close to my worst fucking nightmare. You can take my WD-40 from my slippery hands but...

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Man, I'm all jacked up on steroids because of a knee injure so I can't sleep and I feel like live blogging something. Anyone have Rush Limbaugh's phone number?

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Yea, his own, among others. He was smart enough to know that the first cop on the scene would shoot the first person he saw holding a gun.

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I'll bet she has a macro.

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Also, a snark-free zone, as I understand it.

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The Tree of Libtardy would be watered for a month.

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Think of it as a religion. They do.

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Like teatard politicians, the studios play to their base.

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OMG . . . a late-term abortion! Poster-sized photos will soon be on parade around clinics everywhere.

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Does his brain hurt when it tries to think? I doubt that he knows.

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