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Both of mine are quite healthy, thank you very much, which can only mean that I totally hate America.

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Cuneiform marks on clay tablets LIBEL!!!!!!

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The sign of a good education is the thorough recognition of the fact that we all know very little.

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I could never swim worth a damn despite years of lessons, so maybe there's a dolphinoplasty in my future.

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I've heard that <i>both sides do it</i> so I have to be <i>fair and balanced</i> with my version of <i>unskewed</i> history.

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They be needin' them some Unamerican History Militia.

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People who serve on committees are credible, because they must really know their stuff so we obviously need to listen to them, etc.

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Authority We Like

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Does High School mean something different in Colorado?

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Or Ben Franklin, who invited Iroquois leaders to the Constitutional Convention, and seems to have admired the Iroquois Confederacy's Great Law of Peace?

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Once upon a time...

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OK, maybe they will leave off a few founding fathers after all. That Jefferson guy wasn't all that into Jeebus either.

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They're also the Party of Limited Information.

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<em>"All I’m asking is for a committee to review it. What does it hurt to look at it?”</em>

Sure, let's waste everyone's time, resources and money to form a committee to explore your fever dreams. Sounds like a great idea.

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Soooooo . . . .this woman is a school board member. And she says, "that’s concerning to me.” You know what concerns me, other than your views? Yeah, that.

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