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SDGeoff3's avatar

They think we’re children.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Trump likes kids that don't get sick.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Hey! They write the charitable contributions off and....

Never mind.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Damnit! I'm no good with this decision making thing. Why can't we have BOTH?!!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Has Lori been alerted?

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

That one is fully funded already!

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

When Orrin Hatch was growing up, back when he still went by the name Oliver Twist, he didn't need no stinkin' CHIP. All he wanted was that poor Mr. Scrooge and Mr. Marley should get a tax cut.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Pro Tip: The GOP isn't even remotely Pro Life, even for fetii. They just talk that way so the Xtian rubes will vote for them.

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Perry made me do it Jesterpunk's avatar

You might be joking but that isnt far from the truth.

http://www.motherjones.com/...

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Perry made me do it Jesterpunk's avatar

They send that by the truck load.

https://memegenerator.net/i...

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

Sure is fun to live in a Christian nation, ain't it?

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marxalot's avatar

But never forget, it's the Republicans who are pro-family.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Jesus loves usThis I knowRepublicans alwaysTell us so. Little ones, justDon’t get sickBecause, you know,Your health care’s shit

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Bootstraps taste good, too. “Be warmed and fed!”

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

That’s not anything new. They’ve had that wet dream for more than a hundred years!

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northierthanthou.com's avatar

...and any number of other self-congratulatory labels that have no bearing on their actual politics.

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