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They think we’re children.

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Trump likes kids that don't get sick.

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Hey! They write the charitable contributions off and....

Never mind.

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Damnit! I'm no good with this decision making thing. Why can't we have BOTH?!!

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Has Lori been alerted?

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That one is fully funded already!

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When Orrin Hatch was growing up, back when he still went by the name Oliver Twist, he didn't need no stinkin' CHIP. All he wanted was that poor Mr. Scrooge and Mr. Marley should get a tax cut.

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Pro Tip: The GOP isn't even remotely Pro Life, even for fetii. They just talk that way so the Xtian rubes will vote for them.

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You might be joking but that isnt far from the truth.

http://www.motherjones.com/...

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They send that by the truck load.

https://memegenerator.net/i...

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Sure is fun to live in a Christian nation, ain't it?

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But never forget, it's the Republicans who are pro-family.

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Jesus loves usThis I knowRepublicans alwaysTell us so. Little ones, justDon’t get sickBecause, you know,Your health care’s shit

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Bootstraps taste good, too. “Be warmed and fed!”

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That’s not anything new. They’ve had that wet dream for more than a hundred years!

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...and any number of other self-congratulatory labels that have no bearing on their actual politics.

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