Sometimes there is a Cracker Jack™-style surprise waiting at the very bottom of another inaneNew York Timesfeature about the lifestyles and murderous rampages of America's political leaders. And your beloved former Wonkette editor Jim Newell found just such a weird treat
He also had a <a href="http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/2011\/08\/24\/us-usa-cheney-idUSTRE77N73F20110824" target="_blank">secret resignation letter</a>.
Sadly, the only letters he actually gave us were F and U.
No, no, be fair -- he gave up on gaybashing and went back to old fashioned racism.
Not necessarily in that order.
Water board him in Diet Coke.
Or Texas.
Yay!! A new Cheney story! Just in time for wingnut Xmas!
Every anniversary they find a new way to tear into war and 9/11 like a class of BYU freshmen diving into somebody&rsquo;s p0rn collection.
Is that you, Chris Matthews?
He also had a <a href="http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/2011\/08\/24\/us-usa-cheney-idUSTRE77N73F20110824" target="_blank">secret resignation letter</a>.
Sadly, the only letters he actually gave us were F and U.
George Lucas?