Oh boy, we have now reached our favorite part of the election cycle: the end! It's great because (a) the stressful part is over and (b) all the low-level staffers for both campaigns start telling secrets to the reporters that they most want to sleep with. And so it was that the lucky folks at CBS, America's old-person network, got the scoop on the tragic emotional landscape of the Romney-Ryan campaign's final night, when everyone's sincere belief in their inevitable victory ran head-first into reality. Join us for a gleefully annotated summary, after the jump!
The Romney campaign is dead, and the mouthbreathers are just at the "anger" stage of grief. There's some other stages, I think, like "denial", but these fuckwads are gonna be stuck on "anger" for quite some time.
Boehner has many reasons to cry. <a href="http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/johnstanton\/conservative-republican-rejects-boehner-compromise" target="_blank">Here&#039;s one of my newest favorites. </a>
&quot;One and a half billion dollars.&quot;
Pretty much all of it was removed from the bank accounts of billionaires, and pretty much all of it went promptly into the economy ... that&#039;s a nice stimulus, from the very people who scream about Obama&#039;s stimulus program. Ohio should post some impressive numbers in the next BLM report.
In FlorDuh, I&#039;m sorry to say, there were some big-looking crowds. Now, if they picked venues that would look SRO with a couple thousand deluded souls in &#039;em, as compared to a stadium...
right. good point.
but not until next week.
i was going to be pretty fucking (butterbeer) upset if romney had won.
i&#039;m beginning to understand exactly why i made all those phone calls and spent those days in WI and MI.
yes.
one assumes the romney version is on its way?
or is it the rove version?
i don&#039;t know, sounds about right to me. i mean they had clint and that stupid chair.
but i do believe they bought into the &#039;democrats won&#039;t turn out&#039;. hell i bought that.
yeah i think this clan&#039;s done. and don&#039;t think they really like politics.
then make it a real filibuster.
oh no you devil, it&#039;s exactly like that.
The Romney campaign is dead, and the mouthbreathers are just at the &quot;anger&quot; stage of grief. There&#039;s some other stages, I think, like &quot;denial&quot;, but these fuckwads are gonna be stuck on &quot;anger&quot; for quite some time.
Boehner has many reasons to cry. <a href="http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/johnstanton\/conservative-republican-rejects-boehner-compromise" target="_blank">Here&#039;s one of my newest favorites. </a>
&quot;go figure&quot; is exactly what liberals do, and conservatives don&#039;t.
Nothing to see. Move along.
&quot;One and a half billion dollars.&quot;
Pretty much all of it was removed from the bank accounts of billionaires, and pretty much all of it went promptly into the economy ... that&#039;s a nice stimulus, from the very people who scream about Obama&#039;s stimulus program. Ohio should post some impressive numbers in the next BLM report.
Woohoo.. my schaden is totally overfreuded. Loved the guy with Mitt&#039;s toothpaste &quot;R&quot; tattooed to his face.
Actually, it was &quot;I want to congratulate&quot; Obama. Lies, lies, lies, right to the end.
In FlorDuh, I&#039;m sorry to say, there were some big-looking crowds. Now, if they picked venues that would look SRO with a couple thousand deluded souls in &#039;em, as compared to a stadium...