Right around Christmas time, we gave you the present you didn't know you wanted, but needed: bipartisan coverage of sexual harassers. Yes, Democratic New York State Assemblyman Dennis Gabryszak received our love and attention when his communications director and some other ladies
...<em>The second new accuser, Emily Trimper, claimed the assemblyman regularly discussed lewd topics, including pornographic movies he watched on Cinemax &mdash; which he referred to as &ldquo;Skin-A-Max,&rdquo; according to the complaint.</em>
Cinemax?! God help them when he discovers the internets!
And yet Woody Allen gets a lifetime achievement award after converting a father-daughter relationship with a young woman in his home into a husband-wife sexytime relationship.
Grab and Jack, I think
Gabryszak? I hardly know &#039;er szak!
The Coors of pr0n.
...<em>The second new accuser, Emily Trimper, claimed the assemblyman regularly discussed lewd topics, including pornographic movies he watched on Cinemax &mdash; which he referred to as &ldquo;Skin-A-Max,&rdquo; according to the complaint.</em>
Cinemax?! God help them when he discovers the internets!
Doesn&#039;t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home, amirite?
Brit Hume finds that photo masculine and muscular.
The fuck, Albany? Politicians go in; depraved sexbots come out.
I blame the city&#039;s proximity to the old Love Canal Superfund site. Who knows what weird glandular cancers those guys are exposed to up there.
*checks map*
OK, so it&#039;s Obama&#039;s fault after all.
And he won the Assembly Spelling Bee too.
And yet Woody Allen gets a lifetime achievement award after converting a father-daughter relationship with a young woman in his home into a husband-wife sexytime relationship.