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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Gabryszak? I hardly know 'er szak!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...<em>The second new accuser, Emily Trimper, claimed the assemblyman regularly discussed lewd topics, including pornographic movies he watched on Cinemax — which he referred to as “Skin-A-Max,” according to the complaint.</em>

Cinemax?! God help them when he discovers the internets!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home, amirite?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Brit Hume finds that photo masculine and muscular.

malsperanza's avatar

The fuck, Albany? Politicians go in; depraved sexbots come out.

I blame the city's proximity to the old Love Canal Superfund site. Who knows what weird glandular cancers those guys are exposed to up there.

*checks map*

OK, so it's Obama's fault after all.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

And he won the Assembly Spelling Bee too.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And yet Woody Allen gets a lifetime achievement award after converting a father-daughter relationship with a young woman in his home into a husband-wife sexytime relationship.