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Grab and Jack, I think

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Gabryszak? I hardly know 'er szak!

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The Coors of pr0n.

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...<em>The second new accuser, Emily Trimper, claimed the assemblyman regularly discussed lewd topics, including pornographic movies he watched on Cinemax — which he referred to as “Skin-A-Max,” according to the complaint.</em>

Cinemax?! God help them when he discovers the internets!

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Doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home, amirite?

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Brit Hume finds that photo masculine and muscular.

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The fuck, Albany? Politicians go in; depraved sexbots come out.

I blame the city's proximity to the old Love Canal Superfund site. Who knows what weird glandular cancers those guys are exposed to up there.

*checks map*

OK, so it's Obama's fault after all.

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And he won the Assembly Spelling Bee too.

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And yet Woody Allen gets a lifetime achievement award after converting a father-daughter relationship with a young woman in his home into a husband-wife sexytime relationship.

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