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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

With those flowing robes, it's more like "Soldiers of the Cross-Dressing Institute."

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Pastor Robb? Jokes, stop writing yourselves.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"I have the sheets. Do you want to have the sheets, too? Come to SOTC!"

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LesBontemps's avatar

rusty trombone ...

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Dee Andee's avatar

How absolutely disgusting and vile. That is all.

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Meanie-meanie, tickle a person's avatar

Haven't I seen that one over in the sideboobbar?

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Meanie-meanie, tickle a person's avatar

wait a minute, it stopped sleetingcross is burning, noose is swingingJim is Crowing, gee that's beddamudda fudda kindly disregard this letter!

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whitroth's avatar

Wait, "betrayal of civilization"? Was that the civilization started by Semites and other Middle-Easterners?

Oh, and they're obviously wrong about that, I mean, we here all love cats, who domesticated us and led us to civilization....

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Movie night: Birth of a Nation.

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Unforgotten's avatar

Don't forget 'The Santa Fe Trail' (1940, with St. Ronnie)

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Lefty Wright's avatar

WHAT A DUMB ARTICLE. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DON'T HAVE TO HOLD THE CAPS LOCK KEY.

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mailman27's avatar

I am gesturing my shame

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Isn't a "liberial" that thing on your car that allows you to tune in to Rachel Maddow?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Needz to be moar Breitblartian:"STOP WRITING YOURSELVES! STOP WRITING YOURSELVES!

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