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Flashman's avatar

It's all going to come out: the taxi receipt from the trip to Prague, the $4000 bottle of scotch from the Saudis, the cooties from Trump's girlfriends. The drip, drip, drip will be delicious.

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James (ACCOUNT NOT IN USE)'s avatar

Option 3: "Trump denies Potomac is where he sunk Cohen".

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Malcolm Campbell's avatar

What a catch, that catch 22.

You can financially support Cohen and look incredibly guilty in doing so. Or you can cut Cohen free and risk that he'll decide turning is a more sound option.

Though of those options, I'd say #2 sounds way more dangerous. Cohen knows where the bodies are buried, figuratively.

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JBenningfield's avatar

That pic of him cracks me up.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

"Quotes on the internet are never attributed correctly."Albert Einstein

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Querolous's avatar

We will need a high tribunal so they can keep their feet out of the bullshit.

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phoenix00's avatar

... but can you run from Mueller?

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Querolous's avatar

I don't know why that gif is always posted running in reverse. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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phoenix00's avatar

... or he doubles down and Mueller indicts his ass like a common Manafort.

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Jeff and Garcia's avatar

It's fairly obvious that Cohen is now looking to save his own ass. Having been kicked to the curb by the Dumpster, Cohen got a new attorney. It's only a matter of time before it's "Lets Make a Deal" time. Drip, drop,drip.

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Reezes Peezes's avatar

Say, can I use that in by book?

Bartlett

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BrianW's avatar

The looking glass turned to Clonipin and Maker's Mark a while back. It has Irony has a drinking partner.

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

If they float UP the river it'll be even better!("Up the river," is a reference to Sing Sing, the notorious prison in Ossining, NY, that is on the Hudson River.)

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm waiting for the looks on the kids' faces when the NY AG nails them on the charitable foundation, and Donnie waves bye-bye as they float down the river.

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ThatDale's avatar

All this "breaking the law" shit...https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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