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Walter Wellstone's avatar

There should be no Olympic Games in Brazil; not this year; not in the next eight years. They're just not ready.

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

It's not as though people who are pushing their bodies to the very limit are vulnerable to infections or anything. Whiners.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Even China is frowning on this lack of public health concern

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Agreed! It's a predatory if not parasitic corrupt organization that conspires with greedy developers and contractors to fleece weak politicians and their gullible taxpayers. Not that I feel strongly about it.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Yooouuu! You stepped on my line!

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

Well, so long to all my fantasies about the Girl from Ipanema...

And to think Brazil went to all the trouble of moving those nasty poorz out of sight of the tourists! UNFAIR!

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ahughes798's avatar

And they threw Chicago out in the first round of consideration. Sigh.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

never apologize! just pretend it never happened! always works for Jim Hoft after all :P

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GaWain's avatar

Business as usual.

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GaWain's avatar

Jinkies!

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GaWain's avatar

Mebs

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

They just had the World Cup in 2014. They have all of those unused, very expensive stadiums just sitting around, full of mosquitos.

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Dominic Gwinn's avatar

That's our problem in Chicago, we just didn't try hard enough to poison the entire city. Sure, there's lead in our water supply, the South Side is a "No Go" zone, and people are being robbed on the Lake Front, but Rio just had more zazz!

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Dominic Gwinn's avatar

I second this nomination!

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Wouldn't even had needed a torch, or a flame for that matter. Could have just used one of the beautiful glowing trees.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Clearly the gold medalist in the babe medley.

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