Santee, California Mayor Randy Voepel, according to the local Patch, recently received an email from a Chinese fellow who collects autographs asking for a contribution from Voepel. The email sort of resemnbles "spam email," but we're only saying that because we're racist. But instead of deleting the email or not responding or, well, sending him the autograph he requested, Voepel decided to write back to the commie calling him a dirty commie, and more generally instructing him to fuck off.
well now we know how the great chinese moonwar started.
Also, this particular dingdong appears to have managed to miss noticing that NVN was a client of the USSR, not the PRC. A detail, but hey.
Oooooh, your Panda Express has a drivethu? What gilded private enclave do you l I&#039;ve in, one-percenter? We have to get out and wait in line for our fluorescent sweet/sour meat substance!
He probably stopped going to Panda Express when he learned they don&#039;t really cook pandas.
I&#039;ll bet he would have sent an autographed photo to the Yellow Shirt Girl.
With his phone number.
I took another look at Mayor Randy&#039;s photo and I&#039;m very surprised he didn&#039;t write back &quot;Deng, do you like gladiator movies? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?&quot;
So proud, it elected one Mayor!
<i>I respectfully decline to cooperate in any way with what I consider to be an enemy of the United States. </i>
Somebody hasn&#039;t checked the shelves of their local Walmart lately.
P.S. Your sister city is a slut.
Best Capitalist regards,
<i>Best Capitalist regards</i>
He uses that word, but he obviously doesn&#039;t know what it means. Since he&#039;s working for his money and not living off his &quot;capital&quot;, he&#039;s not any kind of &quot;Capitalist&quot;.
Words fail. Wait, no they don&#039;t. This dude is a douchebag of the first water.
Is that guy, by any chance, Taiwanese? Because that would be sweet.
And they say letter writing is a lost art.
Only when they forget the pancakes for the Mu Shu.
Sum Yung Gai sauce.
To which they replied, &quot;NOT ON THE MENU, ASSHOLE! GO SUPERSIZE YOURSELF.&quot;