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Spurning Beer's avatar

Jah! Pastafari!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The jews only voted that way to protect their wealth. - Waxman.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Don't click on this, ya'll.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Goonie, that comment was the bonnest of mots.

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Natty spoonerism, Owls.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Laissez le bon temps seize the means of production!

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Networkers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chain stores, your smart phones, and your snack foods.

Up against the Waldorf, my friend.

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fuflans's avatar

ttommy will lead us into the wonkette future...

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chascates's avatar

As long as it keeps them out of the damned shopping malls! AND TURN DOWN THAT FUCKING STEREO!11!!

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The Quirk's avatar

Molotov cocktails for two?

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The Quirk's avatar

Not to mention Gear of War 3 is coming out next week, and that's bound to distract the little whippersnappers.

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The Quirk's avatar

Messy streets are safe streets?

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The Quirk's avatar

Didn't you get the memo? The London Riots were the result of being too soft on the poor, and Soshalisms, also.

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fuflans's avatar

speaking as an unemployed person: count me in!!

do they serve cabernet at these things?

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schmannity's avatar

Sans culottes replaced by basketball shorts.

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