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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Damn...you make me feel almost good about being a collection agent.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Shakespeare had it right...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

SATAN LIBEL!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

good thing those horrible evil unions eliminated that one

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Please don't squeeze the Sharma

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"not waiting to attack a person one at a time, but rather all at once"

Seriously...this fucker watches too much Bollywood.

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Lot_49's avatar

Respected lady = lady who has not yet been raped.

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Lot_49's avatar

Many upfistings for your most elegant joking, my good sir!

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Lot_49's avatar

This casts a whole new, and less enjoyable, light on the <i>Raj Quartet</i> and "The Jewel in the Crown."

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Lot_49's avatar

Do you bill your clients for Wonkette commenting time?

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Lot_49's avatar

Yes, Daphne Manners and all that. I think the book begins, \"This is the story of a rape.\" The books were great.

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Lot_49's avatar

Just trying for the funniez...no offense intended.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? One, but you feed him through REAL slow.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Best line ever from The Gilmore Girls:

Lawyer: You an attorney? Luke: No, she's carbon-based. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=bCuPs7upsVI" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCuPs7upsVI">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I really do not believe in the death penalty. For these (literally) fuckers, it really pushes the limits of my non-capital punishment stance. Even Gandalf's wise words on the subject don't work. So, I hope that they spend a long and miserable life with a rat gnawing on their dicks every night in prison.

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Needz moar gunz!

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