We, as sinister far-left liberals, tend to believe in "fair trials," "right to an attorney and due process," "innocent until proven guilty" and all that other ACLU crap.
I really do not believe in the death penalty. For these (literally) fuckers, it really pushes the limits of my non-capital punishment stance. Even Gandalf's wise words on the subject don't work. So, I hope that they spend a long and miserable life with a rat gnawing on their dicks every night in prison.
Damn...you make me feel almost good about being a collection agent.
Shakespeare had it right...
SATAN LIBEL!!1!
good thing those horrible evil unions eliminated that one
Please don't squeeze the Sharma
"not waiting to attack a person one at a time, but rather all at once"
Seriously...this fucker watches too much Bollywood.
Respected lady = lady who has not yet been raped.
Many upfistings for your most elegant joking, my good sir!
This casts a whole new, and less enjoyable, light on the <i>Raj Quartet</i> and &quot;The Jewel in the Crown.&quot;
Do you bill your clients for Wonkette commenting time?
Yes, Daphne Manners and all that. I think the book begins, \"This is the story of a rape.\" The books were great.
Just trying for the funniez...no offense intended.
How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? One, but you feed him through REAL slow.
Best line ever from The Gilmore Girls:
Lawyer: You an attorney? Luke: No, she&#039;s carbon-based. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=bCuPs7upsVI" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCuPs7upsVI">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
I really do not believe in the death penalty. For these (literally) fuckers, it really pushes the limits of my non-capital punishment stance. Even Gandalf&#039;s wise words on the subject don&#039;t work. So, I hope that they spend a long and miserable life with a rat gnawing on their dicks every night in prison.
Needz moar gunz!