We, as sinister far-left liberals, tend to believe in "fair trials," "right to an attorney and due process," "innocent until proven guilty" and all that other ACLU crap. Why, we even believe a lawyer must represent his clients to the best of his ability even when those clients are sickening monsters! Like, blah blah blah "liberal"! But sometimes representing your client to the best of your ability is best-served by keeping your damn fool mouth shut. Ladies and gentles,
I really do not believe in the death penalty. For these (literally) fuckers, it really pushes the limits of my non-capital punishment stance. Even Gandalf's wise words on the subject don't work. So, I hope that they spend a long and miserable life with a rat gnawing on their dicks every night in prison.
Damn...you make me feel almost good about being a collection agent.
Shakespeare had it right...
SATAN LIBEL!!1!
good thing those horrible evil unions eliminated that one
Please don't squeeze the Sharma
"not waiting to attack a person one at a time, but rather all at once"
Seriously...this fucker watches too much Bollywood.
Respected lady = lady who has not yet been raped.
Many upfistings for your most elegant joking, my good sir!
This casts a whole new, and less enjoyable, light on the <i>Raj Quartet</i> and &quot;The Jewel in the Crown.&quot;
Do you bill your clients for Wonkette commenting time?
Yes, Daphne Manners and all that. I think the book begins, \"This is the story of a rape.\" The books were great.
Just trying for the funniez...no offense intended.
How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? One, but you feed him through REAL slow.
Best line ever from The Gilmore Girls:
Lawyer: You an attorney? Luke: No, she&#039;s carbon-based. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=bCuPs7upsVI" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCuPs7upsVI">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
I really do not believe in the death penalty. For these (literally) fuckers, it really pushes the limits of my non-capital punishment stance. Even Gandalf&#039;s wise words on the subject don&#039;t work. So, I hope that they spend a long and miserable life with a rat gnawing on their dicks every night in prison.
Needz moar gunz!