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Capt.Jim's avatar

Obammy's slut pills fault that all those women are fucking

Last Hussar's avatar

Can we have side-walk councillor councellors, who exercise their First Amendment rights to explain to these people why it really is none of their business, and a bundle of cells a few weeks old isn't a human being.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Evelyn and her ilk need to just hurry up and step on a rainbow already.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

BUT TEH UNBORNT BABBIES MIGHT!!

You just gotta wait 9 months and then another dozen years or so to ask them.

BUT STIL!!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

More better would be to <strike>shout</strike> counsel Leviticus quotes at them when they're waddling into Red Lobster.

PsycWench's avatar

A lot of them don't realize birth control is harmful because, well, IT"S NOT.

PsycWench's avatar

A certain younger relative of mine posted quite a bit of pro-life stuff on FaceBook. Then there was a contraception crisis and guess who terminated the pregnancy? When I asked her about the inconsistency, she said (quote) "Well, what was I supposed to do?" She has started posting pro-life stuff again. Sigh.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Boy, I hope they don't make housecalls.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Will no one think of the sammiches?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Insert mandatory Dick joke here.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

It's easy to be a swaggering poltroon with delusions of sainthood when the people you hurl invective at just want to get away from you.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Silly liebrals, only elderly white people are allowed to wield a sidewalk. Sorry Trayvon, better luck next time...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

maybe we can get Jay Nixon to mobilize the National Guard to deal with these people

Painter of Goats's avatar

They all need anti-abortion sidewalk counselor counselling.

Painter of Goats's avatar

<i>Maybe they are having sex because they want to have sex? Believe it or not, some ladies enjoy careers and education and sex. All at once even!</i>

Like that time I was at the office finishing an essay for my online English Lit course while my boss was banging me behind the desk?