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Obammy's slut pills fault that all those women are fucking

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Can we have side-walk councillor councellors, who exercise their First Amendment rights to explain to these people why it really is none of their business, and a bundle of cells a few weeks old isn't a human being.

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Evelyn and her ilk need to just hurry up and step on a rainbow already.

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BUT TEH UNBORNT BABBIES MIGHT!!

You just gotta wait 9 months and then another dozen years or so to ask them.

BUT STIL!!

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More better would be to <strike>shout</strike> counsel Leviticus quotes at them when they're waddling into Red Lobster.

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A lot of them don't realize birth control is harmful because, well, IT"S NOT.

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A certain younger relative of mine posted quite a bit of pro-life stuff on FaceBook. Then there was a contraception crisis and guess who terminated the pregnancy? When I asked her about the inconsistency, she said (quote) "Well, what was I supposed to do?" She has started posting pro-life stuff again. Sigh.

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Boy, I hope they don't make housecalls.

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Will no one think of the sammiches?

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Insert mandatory Dick joke here.

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It's easy to be a swaggering poltroon with delusions of sainthood when the people you hurl invective at just want to get away from you.

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Silly liebrals, only elderly white people are allowed to wield a sidewalk. Sorry Trayvon, better luck next time...

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maybe we can get Jay Nixon to mobilize the National Guard to deal with these people

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They all need anti-abortion sidewalk counselor counselling.

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<i>Maybe they are having sex because they want to have sex? Believe it or not, some ladies enjoy careers and education and sex. All at once even!</i>

Like that time I was at the office finishing an essay for my online English Lit course while my boss was banging me behind the desk?

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