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CalvinianChoice's avatar

So... did Jesus fix it?

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Nounverb911's avatar

So a group that fought discrimination for years is promoting discrimination? Makes about as much sense as Gordon Klingenschmitt does.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Astroturf - it's not just for town halls anymore!

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Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

Republican Jesus said it was a pre-existing condition, and laughed.

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

"Fuck you, I got mine." Republicanism at its finest.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

C-@@-P.

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

TUMBLEWEED LIBEL!!!!!@@!!!!!@@!

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Mormos's avatar

I find this difficult, but possible, to fap to.

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say wha's avatar

NOM NOM NOM

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whatwhomever's avatar

It makes sense, because civil rights are like a pie. There's only so much pie to go around, and if you give some of the civil rights pie to the gays, you'll have to take some pie from someone else, probably black people, because who else are you going to take in from?

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elviouslyqueer's avatar

Dear CAAP: Madea would like a word. Or seven.

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weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

Need to put a cap on CAAP - moar like Funktionshäftlings, really.

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

First they gave civil rights to the women, and I did not speak up, for I am not a woman....

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

I hereby name William Owens winner of the first annual Bitter Scribe Stepin Fetchit Award, conferred on the African-American most embarrassingly exploited by bigoted whites.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Hey! I have a friend is both my black friend and my gay friend. Wait I have two! GO ME

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Poly_Ester's avatar

For a minute there I thought this was going to be a Jim O'Keefe sighting.

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