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So... did Jesus fix it?

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So a group that fought discrimination for years is promoting discrimination? Makes about as much sense as Gordon Klingenschmitt does.

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Astroturf - it's not just for town halls anymore!

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Republican Jesus said it was a pre-existing condition, and laughed.

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"Fuck you, I got mine." Republicanism at its finest.

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C-@@-P.

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TUMBLEWEED LIBEL!!!!!@@!!!!!@@!

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I find this difficult, but possible, to fap to.

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NOM NOM NOM

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It makes sense, because civil rights are like a pie. There's only so much pie to go around, and if you give some of the civil rights pie to the gays, you'll have to take some pie from someone else, probably black people, because who else are you going to take in from?

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Dear CAAP: Madea would like a word. Or seven.

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Need to put a cap on CAAP - moar like Funktionshäftlings, really.

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First they gave civil rights to the women, and I did not speak up, for I am not a woman....

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I hereby name William Owens winner of the first annual Bitter Scribe Stepin Fetchit Award, conferred on the African-American most embarrassingly exploited by bigoted whites.

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Hey! I have a friend is both my black friend and my gay friend. Wait I have two! GO ME

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For a minute there I thought this was going to be a Jim O'Keefe sighting.

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